A Truthful State of the Union Address

If President Obama had told the truth in last evening's State of the Union address, he would have said something along the line of the following: "My fellow citizens, during the first two years of my administration, we increased the national debt five trillion dollars. No other President in the history of this great nation managed to spend money like we did and no other administration increased the national debt in such a vast amount in just two years. During my administration, we thumbed our noses at the American people and passed healthcare legislation, which will permit the federal government to control one-fifth of the economy and limit many of the freedoms presently enjoyed by our nation's citizens. Twelve million people, many of them illegal aliens, who do not pay taxes, will receive health care paid for by working American citizens.
During the first two years of my administration I added 140,000 workers to the federal payroll and added thousands of pages of bureaucratic red tape to government programs. During the first two years of my administration we started prosecuting members of the military for abusing the rights of terrorists who are enemies of America. During the first two years of my administration, we rewarded unions and banks that invested a great deal of money in my election campaign with federal funds seized from American taxpayers.
During the first two years of my administration, I spent five billion dollars traveling around the world meeting with foreign leaders and apologizing for America's conduct. During the first two years of my administration I appointed 40 czars to oversee agencies, with the intent to carry out my liberal-socialist agenda without complying with the United States Constitution. During the first two years of my administration, we managed to circumvent the United States Constitution, in getting legislation passed; legislation that erodes the rights of America's citizens.
My focus, now that Republicans control the House of Representatives, is to reduce spending which will be accomplished by vetoing any legislation and expenditures that do not meet the requirements of my liberal agenda. The top priority of my administration will be a focus on improving America's economy and improving our nation's education system by investing more money in public education. (This despite the fact that funding to public education has been dramatically increased every year since the Department of Education was created in 1980 with no significant improvement in the quality of education)
My fellow Americans, recent events have created a new tone of civility in government and my administration intends to listen to, cooperate and work with opposition - as long as they agree with my liberal socialist agenda. We are confident that if they fail to do so, the mainstream media will embarass, besmirch, castigate and ruin them with creative journalism. My fellow Americans, your President is now committed to transparency - by all Republicans serving in Congress. Your President will only continue to lie and pull the wool over your eyes when it is beneficial to my agenda.
My administration is fully committed to the environment and development of alternative energy sources. In this regard, no domestic drilling for oil will be allowed and the coal mining industry should plan on going bust. Our intent is to motivate the use of public transportation for all travel and in this regard, gasoline prices will continue to escalate until no citizen can afford to drive a gasoline powered vehicle.
My fellow Americans the goal of this administration is to make every citizen fully dependent of the federal government for virtually every aspect of their lives. May God Bless Socialist America!